On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light,
and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid,
�Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?�
The kid replies, �Yeah.�
The cop says, �Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike.�
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, �By the way,
that�s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?�
Humoring the kid, the cop says, �Yeah, he sure did.�
The kid continued, �Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.�
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